1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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