champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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