She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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