i broke my thumb. i no longer have 2 opposable thumbs. i'm sub-human. i love vicodin.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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