I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
What a dumb baby whore.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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