I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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