I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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