fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
My balls are so social today.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
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