She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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