maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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