So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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