At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
vagina is talking i cant
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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