she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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