just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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