A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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