I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
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