Midget sex pt 2 tonight
My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I think a kid would responsible me up
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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