Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
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