Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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