It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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