Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
I am naked and annoyed.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
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