Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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