At least make sure they are 18
Why
i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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