coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Randomize
