took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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