What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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