I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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