My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
I love having hate sex.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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