Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
I'm really busy with my period
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