And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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