i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
do nipples grow back?
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