We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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