somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
sex in a hospital.. check
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
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