Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child.
Did you put it in the freezer again?
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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