So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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