Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
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