An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
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