Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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