Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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