Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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