complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
Come share oat with me in your robe
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
