So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
After last night, I think I need a service animal to monitor the life choices I make when I'm inebriated. A monkey, or a clever dog. Or a really assertive parrot.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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