A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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