Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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