Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
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