Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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