I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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