before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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