don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
