Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
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