The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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