I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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