sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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