My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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