i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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