I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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