How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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