Don't you send me to vm
doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I am midnight drunk by noon
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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